Fffuuuu

It annoys me that after years of painful dental work, I still have an underbite.

staci-saurusrex:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:
I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
Fabulous movie nights with friends.
Probably the best sex ever.
… Okay~
4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.
5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

staci-saurusrex:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

  1. I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
  2. Fabulous movie nights with friends.
  3. Probably the best sex ever.

… Okay~

4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.

5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

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butitmight:

  • Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
  • Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
  • Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
  • Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to…

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a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

  • Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
  • Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
  • Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

  1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.

  2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.

  3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move


Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

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kamen-rider-equine:

hardboiledandwutnot:

mass-destruction:

shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

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theycallmeink asked: You are such a total cutiepie. (: x

x) thannnnks.

Everybody needs this piece of sex on their dash.

Everybody needs this piece of sex on their dash.

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